“Captain America has no business being on this squad, I mean he’s just like ‘Come on, guys!’ Iron Man is shooting f**king missiles and Thor is calling out lightning and Hulk is ripping apart jets and I’m like, taking the stairs.” [x]

(via baneoftoasters)

TALKING TO WOMEN 101- captain america

Someone get that poor boy a cold towel or something.

(via beranyth)